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Hello :)
My name is Taylor and I am 17 years old (September 3rd). I blog whatever I feel like. Anything else you want to know just ask. Follow me on twitter @twendland96 or don't that's cool too.

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

afro-dominican:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

This speaks to me so much. I want to cry. Wow

angellikesbutts:

Yes i would like 7 eaches of bananas

angellikesbutts:

Yes i would like 7 eaches of bananas

rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

judge: why did you kill that man
me: it's a metaphor
judge: oh....ok lol

fakedean:

fakedean:

fakedean:

a ladybug is walking on my hand and it keeps biting me aw

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my new best friend

apparently this little shit of an imposter is in fact an asian beetle who bites people because it’s an evil son of a bitch

i can’t even look at you right now, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave

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[Somebody That I Used To Know playing in the distance]

kayytx:

"You know who I am."

You fucker.

thecatsmeow90:

Working on my paper is hard on both of us.

houseofhannibal:

madame-vashtranerada:

houseofhannibal:

dash is named dash because he runs really fast

violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

jack of all trades because he has so many powers

OH

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

elliegalaxies:

kiss-my-sassyness:

I was literally the most embarrassing 13 year old in the whole world 

DID YOU REALLY JUST TRY TO STEAL MY POST ?? ??? MY FUCKING NAME IS IN THE PICTURE 

elliegalaxies:

kiss-my-sassyness:

I was literally the most embarrassing 13 year old in the whole world 

DID YOU REALLY JUST TRY TO STEAL MY POST ?? ??? MY FUCKING NAME IS IN THE PICTURE