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Hi my name is Taylor.  I'm 17 years old and living in the midwest.I like meeting new people (despite the fact that I'm awkward) and having new experiences. I'm just hoping to I guess find myself. (sorry im cliche) 

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

tastefullyoffensive:

This elephant has a cat on its butt. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

This elephant has a cat on its butt. [x]

morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

sammyjacksons:

judaleya:

theclearlydope:

This happens all the time.

Omfg

Wait what

sammyjacksons:

judaleya:

theclearlydope:

This happens all the time.

Omfg

Wait what

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

heromind:

walkinthegl0w:

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Filmography So Far

HE SHOULD HAVE ONE, AT THE VERY LEAST, FOR GILBERT GRAPE